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Teutons, Just, OrrO, and Ally

OppO [8] 2016-02-27 17:18:47
[Spacious safe house at the Teutonic castle. At a long table, the leaders of a crowd of young Teutons share chairs, gawk, comb each other's fleas, squeal and bite. Suprim enters, sits at the head of the table, the squeal stops.
Suprim: Gentlemen, our clan is in danger. The Orro Plan thwarts our attacks and beats our defenses. We have no allies except Jast. Whether Orro has allies is unknown. The unknown is frightening, I have recently even a chair irregular, liquid and so, you know... however, let’s not talk about it. In general, my heart hurts for you, friends, I literally do not find a place for myself (Makes a sign to Just, Just rushes into a dark room and attacks Orro). Why didn’t the people support our position? How can we shake the alliances of our enemies and defeat them with little blood on their own territory at their own expense? I am waiting for your explanations and suggestions (pause) Well, it's spoken out and relieved (Just returns from the Dark Hall, satisfied).
Hagen (sadly): The unprecedented repression of our clan leaders! People's favorite Biotvorozhka was won, although, according to him, he became very popular among evaders, his class was loved by all Aushniks, deeply understanding the very essence of the vert AK.
Biodiversity (important): You hurt me, boss, but I was crowned there, in chaotas! (opens his endings and demonstrates a lot of defeats). Two Cretes and I'm in the grave!
Hagen (with a tragic tear): But, unfortunately, it is not always so resourceful to make difficult circumstances work in our favor. The harassment of Tern-OFF by Orr's dark attackers undermined his mental strength. After Orro defeated three Teutons, Tern-OFF lost the will to win.
Tern-OFF (at the mention of the name Orro, shouts, rushes to the floor and draws around him a triple circle of chalk, beating in hysterics): Do not stay in the Trading Hall (beats himself in the arms) never stay in the Trading Hall again.
Hagen: (brushing a tear) There you go.
Suprim (strictly) Triple your efforts! Bring in the best! Take the enemy by surprise! Not a step back, behind Teutona!
Biotwo-horn (handily breaking the knightly cotton-gauze bandage): Brilliant combination, Grandmaster Suprim! Orro, you've gone to war for no good! You checkmate and baby mate in three attackers from Jast!!!

Hagen (sadly): We wanted to use the paladins to play on the forum a map of insults of the offensive Orrov writing. But unfortunately (shows references to Orro's new works), unfortunately he writes really funny. And he was rewarded by the garbageman himself.

Tern-OFF (expressively moving ears): When we unite the people and secure public support, we will demand from Orro to renounce the pen, we will pass a law condemning any attackers.
Suprom (suspicious): No, Tern, I can’t stand to condemn the attackers, you just tie my hands (stares at Jasta indignantly, Just rushes to the Hall of Darkness to attack).
Biological horn (spreading fingers): There are six clones in my hat, and all of them are knotted! Yeah, ten-two manks. Knock down, lady! I'll stencil them all! Stillurlich!

Suprim (tired): I'll tell you, like the Teutonic Chief, not everyone will survive the coming war, not everyone. Who will we have to deal with, who will ally Orro, what is his insidious plan?
Just Like Zat (coming back from the Hall of Darkness): What's the problem? What other plan could this squirrel have? Yes, everyone knows what - to kneel proud Suprim, to kneel the clan of the Teutons. What are his chances of implementing this plan? Nothing!!! (hysterical) No one will bring the proud Suprim to his knees!! No one will ever bring the Teutons to their knees!!! (Suprim opens his wallet and throws 30 credits) Do you think he's just sitting in the Hall of Darkness? Yes, he is just afraid that the military successes and prosperity of the Teutons will bring him to a heart attack, and he will spend his whole game in a wheelchair, spending money on healers!!! It will be! It will be!!! And with him, with his allies, and with his pathetic plan! Whatever it is, not our divine Teutons!!! Fig! Him! Everybody! Back!!! Valhalla, I'm cuming!!! (in exhaustion will fall on the table unconscious)
[Clapping applause] Hagen, admiringly mouse, shakes his head against the table.
[Orro enters, chatting casually with the Garbageman]

Orro (addresses the Garbage Man): Don't be a scumbag, we'll make you a normal online. Only let us make parity with the Light, this is not accepted in our organization of Darkness, keep the Light, your comrades will not understand you. The remaining neutrals have already gathered. That's nice. And I have a pleasant surprise for you, comrades of the Teutons, I want to introduce you to my ally.
[Panda comes out of the block]

Panda (Jastu): I heard everything, turn off the lights.
[Just Like Za screams inhumanly, grabs his heart, falls to the floor and bows]

Panda (Orro): Get started, take a seat in the auditorium!

Orro (Paned): Not to the block. Everything according to plan (takes place in the auditorium)

[Mkhatov pause hangs]

Panda (throwing shackles and silence on all present) We haven't met you yet. But it's okay. I will be called Strict Daddy, and I will not remember all of you anyway, so build on the height and prepare the press for battle.
[Mkhatov pause is replaced by a dreary choral howl, curtain]

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